The following is a suggested video clip ad for The Truth Is Wrong. If you happen to create it, let me know – I’ll be delighted.

[Black picture]

[Traditional church music increases]

[The traditional figure of Jesus (with the halo around the head) gradually appears]

[Music gradually changes to traditional Jewish music]

[The traditional figure of Moses appears near Jesus]

[Music gets a somewhat Arabic flavor]

[An abstract oval shape with abstract legs appears near the two. Small text on it says "dangerous when in cartoons"]

[Music gradually dies. The three figures become smaller. An image of a beautiful woman, provocatively dressed and eating a meal appears]

[The three figures penetrate her head and disappear inside. Woman blinks]

[Authoritative narrator:] They go here

[The three figures exit the head from another location, and climb down the woman under her skirt. Woman sexually moans]

[Authoritative narrator:] They also go here

[The three figures exit the skirt and climb up the table into the food plate]

[Authoritative narrator:] They certainly go here

[The three figures jump to the floor and gradually step outside the picture. A huge line of smaller men forms, stepping after them, some carrying cross / magen-david / crescent]

[Authoritative narrator:] And wherever they went, many others have gone

[The three figures reenter the picture from the opposite side, holding together a small book]

[Authoritative narrator:] They think they know the truth…

[Book pops out of their hands, and gradually becomes a large "The Truth Is Wrong" book]

[Authoritative narrator with emphasis:] But the truth is wrong!

[The oval figure peeps from behind the large book, with "anger drops" around its top]

[Narrator coughing and hesitating:] … Ummm … most of the time, that is.

[Big explosion]

[End]