{"id":322,"date":"2013-07-28T15:34:45","date_gmt":"2013-07-28T15:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/?p=322"},"modified":"2013-07-28T15:34:45","modified_gmt":"2013-07-28T15:34:45","slug":"the-interpreter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/belief\/argument-and-preaching\/the-interpreter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Interpreter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The art of inventing excuses is an old art. Most of our ancient &#8220;sacred&#8221; texts contain a myriad of contradictions and conflicts, but being &#8220;sacred&#8221; &#8211; these contradictions and conflicts must be resolved&#8230; How can the gods be mistaken?<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that it&#8217;s relatively easy to come up with solutions to practically everything. Try it yourself &#8211; it&#8217;s fun. You can always invent some creative explanations, just use your imagination. In fact, much of our sacred texts are no more than many such explanations made to even-earlier texts. Alas, your own creative excuses and explanations stand little chance of becoming &#8220;sacred&#8221; in the future &#8211; you need your own flock of believers for that to happen.<\/p>\n<p>If worse comes to worst, you can always do what every politician does best: Putting words in someone else&#8217;s mouth. That&#8217;s an old art with great proven results. The text seems ridiculously absurd? It&#8217;s okay &#8211; the original author meant something slightly different. Here you can even find an example of the &#8220;true&#8221; meaning in another place [fill in the blanks].<\/p>\n<p>After all, cases of ancient texts involve authors who have been dead for years. It will be quite difficult for them to say you&#8217;re wrong, heh. You don&#8217;t believe me? Try posting your own such excuse to a biblical contradiction, in some religious forum. Make it sound serious and scholarly phrased, as if you really mean it.<\/p>\n<p>Still, there is one question that deserves some attention: If our gods are allegedly almighty, most of those excuses and explanations are not really needed anyway. Each conflict of nature is simply a miracle produced by these almighty beings. Who needs good excuses when you can walk on water?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The art of inventing excuses is an old art. Most of our ancient &#8220;sacred&#8221; texts contain a myriad of contradictions and conflicts, but being &#8220;sacred&#8221; &#8211; these contradictions and conflicts must be resolved&#8230; How can the gods be mistaken? The good news is that it&#8217;s relatively easy to come up with solutions to practically everything. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,34,7,10,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-argument-and-preaching","category-bible","category-god","category-logic","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323,"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions\/323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetruthiswrong.com\/indeed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}